Jeff Peckman will release a video on proving that they do exist. “You could see them blink as they looked in a window and panned a room,” Jeff Peckman said to city officials for the required review of his ballot proposal. Jeff Peckman will need 4000 signatures to get the proposal on the ballot.
Why Denver?
I don’t think that Aliens would use that city to make their first contact with us. Washington or New-York(U.N.) would be the saver bet. Why should Denver residents pay for that cost anyway? Of course, it’s the cost of democracy.
I’m sure that most government has plans for that scenario or any other scenarios like: floods, war, oil shortage, tornados or Canada invading the United the States.
What’s next: Alien Home Insurance?
I wonder why insurance companies don’t offer home insurance quotes against alien property destruction. Maybe they do but not publicize. I could see:
“A spaceship crash on you lawn by accident? Don’t worry for as little as $10/month, we will offer this protection for your house and you lawn. Get our home insurance quote by calling us now”
“The Alien armada burned you house down? Don’t worry for as little as $50/month, we will offer this protection for your house and it’s entire content. Get our home insurance quote by calling this toll free number”
“An alien zapped your house by accident? Don’t worry for as little as $40/month, we will offer this protection for your house. Get our home insurance quote online by visiting our site.”
That would be funny.
Seriously, I better thing would be a commission to deal with alien workers(non-legal) to the city. Those are humans after all!
Seems perfectly reasonable to me. Have you got something against creatures from outer space?
Nothing against them. Maybe because I saw Independence Day recently on Blu-Ray. ![]()